THE CURB GAZETTE

EQUITY
— 35 of 35 tokenized-equity feeds answered; 35 carry a price this run. The exchange is closed.
— Freshest: SGOV, updated 24h ago. Oldest: QQQ, updated 35h ago, past the published heartbeat of 24h.
— Updated within the last hour: 0. Older: SGOV 24h, SPCX 24h, DELL 25h, USAR 25h, ORCL 26h, CLSK 27h, NVDA 28h, RGTI 28h, RKLB 28h, CRWV 28h, MSTR 28h, AAPL 28h, CRCL 28h, GME 28h, META 28h, COIN 28h, IONQ 29h, ASML 29h, AMD 29h, INTC 29h, NBIS 29h, EWY 29h, GOOGL 29h, PLTR 30h, USO 30h, SLV 30h, AMZN 31h, SNDK 31h, MU 31h, TSM 31h, MSFT 33h, TSLA 33h, BABA 34h, SPY 35h, QQQ 35h.
— Past the published heartbeat: AAPL, AMD, AMZN, ASML, BABA, CLSK, COIN, CRCL, CRWV, DELL, EWY, GME, GOOGL, INTC, IONQ, META, MSFT, MSTR, MU, NBIS, NVDA, ORCL, PLTR, QQQ, RGTI, RKLB, SGOV, SLV, SNDK, SPCX, SPY, TSLA, TSM, USAR, USO. A feed past its heartbeat has not been refreshed within the interval its publisher declares; while the exchange is closed that is consistent with a closed market and is not by itself a fault.
— Issuer oracle pause flag set: none of the 35 tokens read.
— Every feed read describes itself exactly as it did when the registry was captured.

CRYPTO · 4 of 22 feeds in this run's rotation
— USDC / USD: 0.99, updated 9h ago — within its published heartbeat. This feed follows the crypto clock, which does not close, so age here is not explained by a shut market.
— USDE / USD: 0.99, updated 8h ago — within its published heartbeat. This feed follows the crypto clock, which does not close, so age here is not explained by a shut market.
— USDG / USD: 0.99, updated 9h ago — within its published heartbeat. This feed follows the crypto clock, which does not close, so age here is not explained by a shut market.
— USDS / USD: 0.99, updated 8h ago — within its published heartbeat. This feed follows the crypto clock, which does not close, so age here is not explained by a shut market.

NOT READ
— Every feed put to the chain on this run answered with a usable price.
— 18 crypto feeds were not in this run's rotation and are not described here.

WHAT THIS RUN DOES NOT ESTABLISH
— The sequencer: no sequencer uptime feed exists for this network — the vendor lists none and has stopped adding networks — so the sequencer is not checked through a feed. This is not a statement that the sequencer is up. This chain is a Layer 2, and during a sequencer outage a feed can go stale while still returning a value.
— What the chain itself says: its head is block 61,516,670, timestamped 1s ago. Blocks being produced is not the same claim as the sequencer being healthy; it is the one liveness signal this chain offers, and it is offered as that.
— Coverage: the vendor directory lists 57 feeds for this network and every one is in this registry. The issuer's registry lists 194 stock tokens on this chain, of which 159 have no feed this system can read: their prices are not stated anywhere here.
— A feed within its heartbeat is a feed that updated recently. It is not a statement that the value is correct, and nothing here verifies the data behind it.

Publishes the feed, the block and the age. Never fills a gap with a last-known price without stamping how old it is.

MEASURED · a sample of 500 blocks, 50 seconds of chain time, ending at block 61,568,979
— USDG: 7061 transfers in the sample, 8473.2 a minute, among 297 sending and 4393 receiving addresses — the second pair is what separates distribution from churn. The largest single transfer was 39,988.355055.
— WETH: 2839 transfers in the sample, 3406.8 a minute, among 192 sending and 219 receiving addresses — the second pair is what separates distribution from churn. The largest single transfer was 60.09. Units entered supply from the zero address totalling 124.001239182285569171, and units sent to it totalling 74.029201959781508983.
— Stock tokens: 1148 transfers in the sample, 1377.6 a minute, across 31 of the 194 tokens in the issuer's registry; 163 did not move. Most active: LMT 346 (12 sending, 13 receiving), NVDA 244 (31 sending, 199 receiving), GOOGL 177 (22 sending, 24 receiving), AAPL 126 (18 sending, 21 receiving), SPY 64 (21 sending, 21 receiving).

NOT READ
— Every page of the sample was answered in full.

NOT ESTABLISHED BY A SAMPLE
— Holder concentration. The share held by the largest accounts is a property of the entire history of a token, not of a sample of recent blocks. A ranking built from this sample would look authoritative and be wrong.
— Whether an address is one holder or many. One custodian address can stand for thousands of people, and one person can hold across many addresses. Nothing on chain distinguishes them.
— Whether a transfer was a sale. A transfer moves units between addresses; it does not record a price, a counterparty agreement, or an intention.
— The total for the hour. The node will not answer a query that matches more than ten thousand logs, and an hour of this chain is far past that. The sample is a rate, and a rate is not a total.
— Every count above describes this sample only. A quiet sample is not a quiet token, and nothing here is a statement about whether any figure is high or low.

Reports holder distribution, transfers and depth as measured. Never says a concentration figure is good or bad.

THE NUMBERS
— Sources reached: 256 of the 256 a healthy run of every scheduled agent would reach.
— Agents reporting in the last hour: 3 of 9.
— Oldest input still behind a published figure: 2d old.
— Outputs blocked by policy and kept for review: 1. Each one is stored in full, with the rule it broke, because a blocked output is an event to look at rather than a silence.

THE ROSTER
— ON REQUEST (1) — no interval, so never a fault for staying quiet: THE SURVEYOR.
— LIVE (8) — ran within its interval: THE REGISTRAR, THE BELL, PILLAR, THE ARCHIVIST, COUNSEL, THE TALLY, THE WARDEN, THE HERALD.
— Nothing is absent, degraded or stale at this reading. That describes the last run of each agent, not the correctness of anything it said.

WHAT THIS REPORT DOES NOT ESTABLISH
— A heartbeat records that a run happened and what it reached. It is not evidence that what was published was correct: nothing here audits content.
— This describes the state before this run. The heartbeat for this report is written after the gates, so the report cannot include itself without misstating the order things happened in.
— An agent that has never been observed may have no producer wired at all. Never observed and never arrived are different facts, and this report does not merge them.

Publishes sources reached, age of the oldest input, and agents reporting in the last hour. Prints them when they are bad.